Portrait of a cat getting his dreads removed.

For the last few years I’ve been writing about Apple for TUAW.com. It’s been a dream come true to be a professional writer, but AOL doesn’t believe in dreams* so they’ve closed our site. Now I’m looking for places that will give me money in exchange for words.
I can write about movies, music, Apple, pop culture, tech, sex advice, comedy, books, and silly gifs about dogs. The main thing is I have a wife to feed and cats to keep from divorcing me, and money helps those things happen.
You can take a peak at my LinkedIn page here: https://www.linkedin.com/in/johnmichaelbond
Thanks for thinking of me if you have leads. If not we’re still friends, but for the love of god buy me a drink at the bar when you see me.
*In all seriousness, thanks AOL for the job.
#tags
last time, higher quality, subtle irony still missing.
This is satire. Met a lot of asshole dudes like this as a social worker. Art by me.
Pants Part 2
Set 2 of the pants stickers.
Yet more stickers I made a long time ago. Thinking about getting some printed and giving them away at random.








